It's been awhile since we've talked about Paris Hilton, but when we hear about another Mrs. Dolittle experience, we must share. What other socialite cares so much about animals to adopt them en masse? Paris Hilton is to animals as Angelina Jolie is to Ethiopian babies.

Well, now we hear that Hilton attempted to take her bevy of beasties aboard a plane from Las Vegas to Los Angeles. And was denied!

Denied!

She told BBC Radio 1, "They said it wasn't a traveling circus."

Hilton was in Vegas over the weekend for, well, does she really need an excuse? All she wanted to do was return home with her animals and talk about the clothes she wears.

So what's an heiress to do with a newly purchased monkey, tiger, and ferrets?

We'll let Hilton explain.

"I had to drive all the way home from Vegas in a limo with all these animals, there was like six. It was a lot!!!" (extra exclamation points ours).

We're taking donations for a sympathy card.