So you say you can't deposit or withdraw to an online poker site but want to play in the National Heads-up Poker Championship beginning March 1?

Well, you can't win a seat to it online anyway.

But you can play a live satellite.

Caesars Palace offers you the chance to win a seat through a satellite for only a $230 buy-in (and $200 rebuys).

The satellite take place Feb. 10 at 3 p.m. in Caesars' poker room.

The winner will receive the $20,000 seat to the heads-up tournament on March 1 in the same room.

While on the topic of poker tournaments, Caesars is going with their second annual Valentine's Day couples tournament the next day on Feb. 11 at 2 p.m. for a buy-in of $225.

You don't actually have to be a couple, you just need to be two people. There's some discrimination in that they're looking for men and women couples, because the men and women switch off, playing the same stack.

We played this event last year and noticed it was more the game for the men and more social for the women. When the men returned to their stacks, they made comments that it was just like at home, when their wives spent all their money.

It was also sparsely attended, so if you're a Bonnie & Clyde poker type, here's your chance to take over the V-Day tourney.