Due to the controversy, you may not be able to find Cocaine in your neighborhood store.

That would be Cocaine the energy drink, which claims to have 350 times the energy of Red Bull without the sugar jitters.

We cannot find this drink but are jonesing to sample it.

We were even looked at funny when we asked for Cocaine at the casino while playing slots.

PayPal has a special promotion offering a one-time rebate of $15 on a $30 purchase. When we checked to see the eligible sites, imagine our surprise when we saw a merchant called Drink Cocaine Shop that accepts PayPal.

Knowing this is kismet and stars aligning and Britney back in rehab, we immediately added a case of 24 ($39.99) into our shopping cart but were crushed by the shipping fee. The cheapest was $19.51 delivered by UPS Ground.

Completely outrageous, particularly since the manufacturer, Redux Beverages, is right here in Las Vegas.

We elected to skip the online purchase but will continue our quest to find Cocaine in a store in a single can.

And we'll use the PayPal promo on an eBay purchase.