The Venetian has done it again. Not only do have they have the nicest poker room in Las Vegas, but now they house a brand new VIP pool above the Tao nightclub. When I tell you that this place is a hidden gem, I'm not kidding.
I found out about Tao Beach from a friend at work. As we all know, Vegas is about who you know. So, my co-worker happens to know someone that works for Tao Beach and she gave me the super secret password to get in. I loaded up and headed over to the Venetian early this morning because of course Saturdays are busy pool days.
Silly me, when I heard that Tao had a pool, I assumed that I would gain entry by going directly to Tao. I was wrong. So, I backtracked all the way across the casino to the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf to gain access to the pool. A young guy standing at the podium gave me access to the elevators, stamped my hand, and assured me I'd be taken care of upstairs on the fourth floor. Located in the far left corner, behind all the pools, I finally found my way to the desert oasis known as Tao Beach.
More after the jump....
Knowing the super secret password was only enough to grant me access. If I wanted a chair, I had to pay $20 at the door. I grudgingly agreed because after all this work, there was no way I was turning around now. After giving the bouncer my charge card and the bottle of water I wasn't permitted to bring in, I was finally allowed to enter.
Once inside the ropes I was greeted by a beautiful cocktail waitress who would serve my every need for the rest of the day. I settled down on my chaise lounge chair and took in the scenery. If being treated like a queen or king is your thing, then you'll love this place. Before I got comfortable, a cute pool boy came by to give me a nice wet cold towel so that I could wipe down my already sweating body. Wow! That was a nice thought.

Private cabanas
Next, I was treated to a variety of freezie pops by yet another young pool boy. Shortly after that I decided it was time to put on some tanning accelerator and another pool by came by and offered his assistance. Good lord! Are they just standing behind me waiting for me to make a move or what???
I should mention that the females outnumbered the men by about 5 to 1 and bathing suit tops are optional. The most popular option is apparently to go topless because I was in the minority. At one point, a gentleman came by and offered me stickers to cover the ta ta's. I think they really wanted me to take off the top. The stickers said Tao Beach of course.
The music was pumping, drinks were flowing, and by 1:00 p.m. there was a line at the door and I could see crowds of guys outside begging to come in. When I left, one of the drooling fools begged me take off my bracelet and give it to him.
Of course Tao Beach has private cabanas, but only 7 of them. So, be sure to reserve yours far in advance. There are only 50 chaise lounge chairs and about 30 of them were already reserved when I walked in. So, my advice is to call ahead or get there very early. Of course, coming with a large group of attractive females won't hurt your chances of getting in either. If you like to party, if you aren't bothered my nudity, if spending $20 for a drink is your thing, then definitely check out Tao Beach - this is definitely where the "cool kids" party.
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