Psst... want to know how to get slots into your strip club?

Without bribery?

The trick is to get that slot license. Once you have it, it's harder to not have it, if you know what we mean.

It'll also entail some slight subterfuge.

Here's how, in two simple steps:

1. Apply for a restricted gaming license of no more than 15 slot machines. Make sure your venue is a bar or restaurant. Those establishments get far less scrutiny than a gentlemen's club, which the Gaming Control Board visits in person.

2. Once receiving your license, install the slots and then casually convert over to a strip club.

It's much more difficult and costly to launch an investigation to revoke a gaming license once it's given.

The recent license denial of slots from Girls of Glitter Gulch occurred when undercover Gaming Control Board agents were reportedly solicited for illegal prostitution and drugs while visiting. That's definitely a no-no when it comes to licensees, at strip clubs or elsewhere.

It's he-said/she-said when it comes to whether that really happened, or whether it's an excuse to deny the gaming license to an establishment of "ill repute."

Six Las Vegas strip clubs have gaming licenses with slots, but some had the slots first before becoming strip clubs.