According to reports in the New York Daily News, Michael Jackson is considering a long-term deal to perform in Vegas, similar to performers like Celine Dion and Elton John.

One of the proposals to lure Jackson fans to a future venue--or to stroke poor Michael's fragile ego--is a 50-foot robot statue, complete with lasers. "It would be the first thing people flying would see," entertainment consultant Mike Luckman told the Daily News.

OK, I want to change my mutant nightmare (See Mutant Cane Toads....) of ten foot high Mayor Oscar Goodman bobble head dolls to one fifty foot statue of Michael Jackson. I will leave town, I swear.