I had an opportunity to stay at the Rio Resort, the new home of the World Series of Poker. The all-suite hotel is exactly that. The rooms are oversize with a sofa and comfortable chair, table with more chairs and well appointed bathrooms. The floor to ceiling glass wall provides panoramic views of the lights of Las Vegas, and when the heavy drapes are closed outside light and noise levels are almost non-existent, a great benefit since most poker players are nocturnal creatures.

Those lucky enough to be staying so close to the WSOP action will find the Rio a comfortable, full service hotel. A great in-room menu, high speed internet, plenty of work space and laundry/cleaning service.

Not staying at the Rio? Then you may be across the street at Maloof's trendy Palms Hotel and Casino or the Gold Coast Hotel and Casino. Either of these Vegas resorts are first rate and conveniently located adjacent to the Rio. There is usually no shortage of rooms in Vegas, even for a big event like the 2005 World Series of Poker; but, better to be safe so book your accomodations now.

This week's Nines list should help you avoid the pitfalls of a bad hotel. This week's nines...

9. While checking in the desk clerk keeps asking, "What you got in the bag, Dude?"
8. Bell hop loses your luggage on the way to the room.
7. You recognize the Security Guard from America's Most Wanted.
6. Instead of free soap & shampoo you get a fly swatter and mousetrap.
5. The last occupant left their meth lab in the closet.
4. At check out you learn the in-room movie charge is $699.00 not $6.99.
3. Two words: Killer Bees.
2. The only channel on TV only plays old Rush Limbaugh reruns.
1. Chalk outlines on floor!

That's it for today. Tomorrow has the Week in Review and J. Santos' Muck It cartoon.