Holiday Shopping in Las Vegas + the Nines
Holiday shoppers are already crowding the Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace on the Las Vegas Strip.
I've read the Prof's list of suggestions for what to get for a poker fanatic. Everything from a deck of cards to a WSOP gold championship bracelet. Las Vegas is now the number one destination for shopping and provides holiday shoppers with a range of malls from the factory outlets through the ultra-exclusive brand name stores in the exclusive Las Vegas Strip malls where you can max out the family credit cards for the next century. Shopping has replaced gambling as the number one reason to visit Las Vegas giving visitors two great ways to go broke.
The holidays are a great time to visit Las Vegas. The resorts go all out with the decorations and I've already heard Christmas carols being piped throughout the casinos. The employees are getting into their festive holiday outfits. The free drinks include eggnog with plenty of spirits. So, what are you waiting for? Send the kids to the grandparents, cash out your bank account and come on down.
I've made a list of reasons to do your holiday shopping in Las Vegas. This week's Nines...
9. World's only complete collection of Tom McEvoy's poker books.
8. Gift wrapped cocktail girls.
7. Those cool shirts with blinking lights.
6. Lowest price anywhere for silicone by the cup.
5. Vegas hooker gift certificates.
4. Bargain price on a book of Circus-Circus Buffet passes.
3. Only mall food court where Elvis ask you, "Do you want fries with that?"
2. Only place to get an operation making you into Elvis.
1. You don't have to waste time shopping, you lost your gift buying money gambling!
Elvis' are plentiful in Las Vegas.