STRIP CLUB SPECIALS FOR MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

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Still, we wanted to include at least something to break up the monotony of verbiage, so here’s a basketful of kittens.

We’re scratching our heads at the allure behind food and strip clubs, but football and strip clubs… well now, that’s a different story.

A handful of gentlemen’s clubs offer specials centered around Monday Night Football and you still have a few more weeks to take advantage.

We’ve done the legwork for you and present it below along with other specials we’ve also come across during our, uh, research:

Cheetah’s (2112 Western Ave, 702-384-0074). Free admission if arriving in your own transportation (no taxis or limos). Monday Night Football prizes, beginning at 6 p.m. Pizza-eating contest, beer-guzzling contest. Free pizza and wings, happy hour on Budweiser. Cheetah’s is featured prominently in the cult film Showgirls.

Little Darlings (1514 Western Ave., 702-366-1141). In many of the free weeklies, Little Darlings has a coupon in the back good for free admission.

Olympic Garden (1531 Las Vegas Blvd., 702-385-9361). Monday Night Football prizes, beginning at 6 p.m., including big screen TV, Sin City Sandrail. Free food, $1 half-time lapdances, $10 beer buckets.

Play It Again, Sam (4120 Spring Mountain Rd., 702-876-1550). All-you-can-eat lunch buffet Monday-Friday, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Monday Night Football, free buffet, half-price lapdances, 2-for-1 drinks, free NFL jerseys and hats. Free lunch/drink coupon off their website.

Pleasures (6370 Windy St., 702-873-8800). Monday nights at 10 p.m., $1000 wet t-shirt contest, Xbox 2006 Madden giveaways. For 2-for-1 drink coupons and lapdance coupons, text message “PLEASURE” to 30364 on your cell. Stripper Karaoke.

Sapphire (3025 Industrial Rd., 702-796-6000). Monday Night Football prizes, beginning at 6 p.m., including big screen TVs, vacations, NFL merchandise. Free food, free admission, $10 Miller buckets, drink specials, $1 half-time lapdances.

Scores (3355 S. Procyon St., 702-367-4000). At the new Scores, in addition to free entry you can get free food and drinks between 5 p.m. and 6 p.m. if you’re a local and show a business card.

Showgirls (3247 Industrial Rd., 702-894-4167). Free admission before 5 p.m. In many of the free weeklies, Showgirls has a coupon in the back good for free admission.

Sin (3550 W. Quail Ave., 702-673-1700). Free admission if arriving in your own transportation (no taxis or limos).

Treasures (2801 Westwood Dr., 702-257-3030). $10 dances, free lunch 12 p.m. to 3 p.m., $3 drinks.

For customer reviews on these and others, we stumbled on the new website www.vegasstripclubs.com.